Inroducing.... Lily!

Introducing... Lily!

Billy Mayes here, introducing the new great date, Lily! See how she breaks down tough math problems and brightens up the physics test! She's even tough on "rude people and meanie butts" and her other pet peeves.

Here's the problem with other girls. They listen to music you might actually have heard of, or know anything about! Go to the dance with Lily and she'll want to dance all night to 2 pm! The band, not the time! You'll never stay out that with Lily, she sleeps too much! You would need ten sloths to do the sleeping of just one Lily! What a deal!

Want a date with Lily? Just look like her favorite rock star Taecyeon (middle) or another start Jaebum (left)! Oh the love she has for these guys! She can be a crazy fan girl for these guys, she can be a crasy fan girl for you too! Or you can look like her secret love, a panda (right DUH!)! Anything cute and fuzzy!

Look closely! Watch the Lily on the badminton court! SHe does quick work and really cleans up tough grime like Palatine High School! She also is a musical wonder. Piano! Violin! Bassoon! It's a 3 in 1 solution!

Strange music! Pandas! Sleeping! You must call for Lily today! Call 1-800-781-7529 today! TODAY! Not tonight, she'll be sleeping!