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Ladies, do you ever get bored at school dances? is your date a total drag? when you go to homecoming on October 3rd, do you want to have fun?
Hi, my name is Alex Messner, and if you answered yes to those questions, then we have a solution for you! Introducing TRAVIS YON! the best homecoming date a girl could ask for! Now listen up all you single ladies out there, because this is one guy you'll want to meet right away! Not only is Travis the funniest guy here in room 119, he is also a huge Coldplay fan! On the weekends, you can catch him chilling with his friends and listening to the song "Yellow." Maybe you can listen with him when you go on your second date down at the pizza place.
If you don't believe us, just listen to what these other girls had to say about Travis!
Suzie Q said, "Travis was the best homecoming date I've ever had! Whoever gets to go with him this year is one lucky girl!"
Another girl told us, "I wish I could go with Travis to every dance!"
Today, for only three easy payments of the candy bars of Travis' choice, you can have your very own homecoming date! And if you call within the next five minutes, we'll throw in a corsage, free of charge! So hurry up and call ladies, because this cross country runner is just waiting to run his way right into your heart.