Sunday, September 13, 2009

Oprah's New Favorite Things (Scary Picture)

The long awaited day was quickly approaching; months turned to weeks, weeks to days, and before she knew it, it was time for the show to begin. She was nervous, because, although she had done this hundreds, maybe thousands of times before, today she was going to try something new.
About a year before, Oprah started to get bored with just being rich and famous. She had her husband and her dogs, but she was still just unsatisfied. Then one night, while watching late night commercials, she saw an add for a hypnotism video that taught you how to make people do whatever you want them to.
"This is fabulous!" Thought Oprah, "I'll hypnotize my studio audience and have them take over Chicago!"
Oprah immediately call the 1-800 number and ordered the video. Then she got on the phone and called fer assistant so he could schedule some hot-shot, Harvard Grad, hypnotist/ psychiatrist to come be a guest on the show.
Don Studdard had just arrived at the studio. He was walking to his dressing room, when all of a sudden, he was tackled by a large woman in a yellow sweater.

To be continued...

1 comment:

  1. The image can be found at this link...for some reason it didn't post.

    http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=319826&image=186989

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