Hey guys – are you tired of going to homecoming alone? Do you get frustrated when people ask you who your date is, always having to reply that you weren’t man enough to ask someone? Don’t you wish that you could have a hot date to show off to all of your football buddies? Well thanks to my friend Megan Gray, your days of misery are over.
Megan is the ideal homecoming date: she’s easygoing, she likes to smile, and she even likes to dance. With Megan as your date, you won’t have to worry about where you go to dinner, just as long as she isn’t confined to eating seafood. Along with not being picky about food, Megan also gets along with all types of people, so feel free to show her off to all of your friends, ‘cause her great personality is sure to impress!
Still contemplating making Megan your date? Then hear this – not only is she a great date, she’s also a pro at basketball and a Bears fan. What more could a guy ask for?
So if you feel motivated to pick up that phone and become a man, then call 1-888-GRAY-NOW, again that number is 1-8-8-8-4-7-1-9-6-6-9. And hurry, for if you call within the next three minutes you will receive a free corsage of your color choice. Better yet, if you call within the next sixty seconds, not only will you receive a free corsage of you color choice, but you will also receive a free limited edition SHAMWOW to mop up those tears of joy you cried from having the night of your life. This entire deal, a 50 dollar value, is being offered to you for the unbeatable cost of one 10 dollar homecoming ticket. That’s a savings of forty dollars! So act fast, grab that phone, and dial 1-888-GRAY-NOW for the chance to make your homecoming dance a slam dunk.
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