Homecoming Date

Having trouble finding someone to ask to homecoming? Do all the other people just seem plain and boring compared to you? Do you want to be absolutely certain that you have a good time? Well then look no further! The perfect homecoming date is right in front of you; yes that’s right! Liz Posdal is the perfect homecoming date for you. Liz is a very well-rounded person; she plays soccer, used to play a multitude of instruments, including the clarinet, alto and bari sax, and best of all takes AP English! Running out of things to talk about with her is going to be very difficult. Whether it’s who won the big world cup game, how to hit that ridiculous high note, what the homework was last night, or even Barack Obama Liz will be more than willing to talk about it. Liz is also not a very picky eater. Taking her somewhere fancy would be nice, but she won’t have a problem with you if you take her out to McDonald’s and follow it up with a nice chocolate ice-cream. But don’t get me wrong, just because she isn’t super picky about food does not mean she does not have good fashion sense. She will come to the dance in a dress that she bought at a designer store and everyone will be jealous. You and your date will be the envy of the dance. For just the price of her homecoming ticket Liz will be your date and help you have an amazing night! But hurry! Unfortunately there is only one Liz Posdal in the whole wide world and she is in high demand! Call now and ask Liz to go to homecoming with you. There’s no risk involved; if you don’t have a great time at the dance for whatever reason, call us back and we will do our best to force Liz to pay you back. Offer ends as soon as Liz has a date to homecoming!