Homecoming Date

Are you tired of having a lame homecoming date? One who leaves you to pay for dinner, can’t carry on a conversation, dresses shabby, and refuses to dance? Is your date so bad that you’re willing to break through a bathroom window just to escape? Well your problem has a solution. At HCDS, Homecoming Date Service, we will be able to provide you with a suitable homecoming date.
Our most popular date is Dan Quinn. He is everything a girl can dream of for a homecoming date. He promises to pay for the dinner and not leave you to pick it up. Also you no longer need to worry about your homecoming date’s attire because he knows how to clean up well. Remember your date last year having two left feet? Well Dan plays the trombone in the band so you know he has rhythm so he won’t be stepping on your feet all night. Not only does he have rhythm, but he enjoys dancing so you won’t be alone on the dance floor. He also is involved in volleyball so he has the endurance to dance all night long.
Now for personality there is not need to be concerned. He is very personable and is able to keep a conversation going without bragging about himself. Also he is open to going in a big group and not afraid to meet new people, so you can also go with your friends. I assure you that he will fit right in and even impress your friends. He is no meathead and is actually very intelligent because he is in several AP classes including Mrs. Enk’s AP English class which is really saying something.
Now this is a limited time offer for the first lucky girl who calls in. And if you call within the next fifteen seconds HCDS will throw in a stretch limo for you and all of your friends. If you call within the first ten seconds HCDS will pay for the dress of your dreams as well. Forget the dreadful previous dates and do something for yourself. You are guaranteed to have the time of your life with Dan Quinn.