Homecoming Infomercial

Have you ever been stuck at a dnace with a boring guy? A smelly one? A bad dancer? Have you gone to dances by yourself? Are you looking for a date to this year’s Homecoming dance? Well ladies, if you answered yes to any of those questions, then Peter Lewnard is the date for you! Worried about awkward, blind-date silences? Worry no more! This laid-back guy is easy to talk to, and funny to boot! Worried about other less-than-desirable traits? Even Peter says he thinks of himself as similar to a bunny, so I guess you have nothing to worry about there either! But however cuddly his personality might be, this Red Hot Chili Peppers fan is likely to be red-hot on the dance floor, considering his mad footwork skills on the soccer field. And that’s not all! Peter’s talents aren’t just limited to his athleticism! He has also played the oboe for Fremd High School’s top-level bands throughout his high school career! WOW! The lucky girl who takes THIS guy to homecoming won’t be disappointed! So, to make sure THAT girl is YOU, call now at 1-800-14-PETER! That’s 1-800-14-P-E-T-E-R. And if you call within the next 15 seconds, we’ll include tickets to the dance, dinner, and a corsage ABSOLUTELY FREE! So ladies, dial us up now at 1-800-14-PETER for the date of a lifetime! Call NOW for homecoming ’09 with Peter Lewnard.