Saturday, September 26, 2009

Homecoming Date

For all those sexy ladies out there with the looks of Angelina Jolie, do you need a homecoming date with someone who realizes that under that pretty face of yours there is also a brain? Well then, if this is the case, Julian Nallabelli is the perfect solution to your problem.

Let me tell you a little about him first: He’s always thinking ahead, like when he trades a Friday night football game for a good night sleep in preparation of a good run the next day. He’s thinks fast food and a Big Gulp is the way to live. Plus, what can be better than his kind and easy-going character?

Why is he the most suitable date for homecoming? He finds life to be mysterious and is dazzled by everything and everyone who walks in it. Because of this, he’s always in for making new friends. With him, there is never an awkward pause. Although he savors his sleep time, he’s no stranger to staying up all night. As a faithful guy, he will stick by you during the entire homecoming dance and make sure that at the end of the night, he is the capable of driving you back home.

Even so, when you wake up the next morning to find a killer hangover, look right next to you and there he’ll be. He’s always up for popping in a classic action film like Die Hard and ordering boxes after boxes of Papa John’s pizza. But maybe this isn’t the way you like to nurture your headaches. In that case, he’s also willing to assist you to a trip to the movies for a suspense film such as District 9. After that, he will take you to Starbucks and order his regular tall mocha frappuccino with extra whip cream. Following his routine, he will then head out to Coldstone to order not a Like It or a Love it but a Gotta Have It. The best thing about being with a guy like Julian? He will keep one more thing off your mind as he will pay for his and your orders.

But this, this is the story of just a single night. Call within the next 10 minutes and you’ll possess the Julian of your dreams.

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