homecoming ad.

Are you planning on going to the homecoming dance stag? Are you annoyed that no one’s asked you as a date yet? Need a date, but too shy to ask? Are you tired of being bored at dances alone drinking watery lemonade? Why not ask out this amazingly fantastical young lady, Erin Blanchette? Erin would be a great homecoming date! She’s charming, sweet, and is a great dancer. You’ll have a blast busting a move in the school gymnasium. No more being a wallflower for you! You’ll be laughing and having a great time on the dance floor. Erin is also multi-talented! Erin loves all kinds of music, and can play many different instruments. Strike a conversation about the cello, or the piano, or the guitar. She can sing all your favorite songs! Like a human iPod! For a date! Like classic rock? You can share lots of time talking about your favorite music, such as the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, and Pink Floyd. You don’t have to do anything grand and set up candles on her driveway, or get dizzy from blowing balloons. Just get the guts to ask and if you charm her well enough, you can score her as your marvelous date. What’s that? Don’t have the money, you say? Don’t want splurge on an expensive dinner for her? Well, Erin is a laid-back girl, and loves eating burgers and vanilla ice cream. She doesn’t care for super duper classy gourmet steaks. In fact, if you’re thinking about taking her to get sea food, forget it! She’d prefer McDonalds to salmon any day. She’d love a home cooked meal, or a yummy burger instead!

Erin is creative, fun, and loves to laugh and have a good time. Why go stag on homecoming? Ask out Erin today! But wait! Ask her out within the first 15 seconds and you’ll get to hear a free song! Other imitation dates are cumbersome and high maintenance. They cost not fifty dollars, not a hundred dollars, but over one hundred fifty dollars to take to a dinner with a limo for Homecoming. Taking out an amazing girl like Erin could cost you just as much, if not more! But, you can have Erin as your date for just one easy payment of a homecoming ticket! But act now, there’s only one Erin left before she’s off the market!