Ryan is an Amazing Homecoming Date

Tantalizing, refreshing and an overall stud, Ryan Yang would be the ideal homecoming date for any lady. Notice how I used the word lady, showing that Ryan is a sophisticated man who doesn’t go running around with just anyone. Ryan’s personality can be compared to a dog made out of pears. Not only is he there for you at all times, but he can be sweet, sensitive, and good for you. Ryan’s hobbies include long walks on the beach, engaging in Gatorade chugging competitions, sports, mainly football, and writing. Ryan is also a true ladies man. He is not afraid to hold a door open for someone, and unlike Kanye West has some sense of Respect. Ryan is also very creative and hard working. Ryan has studied the intense art of Origami and can create a dozen paper roses in about 25 minutes. If you thought that Ryan was already amazing, you will get a free bonus if you are his homecoming date. The ultimate Ryan package comes with a bucket to catch the drool after you first lay eyes on him, a dozen roses, and a T-shirt that says, “I survived/went to homecoming with Ryan Yang. In conclusion, I strongly believe that Ryan Yang would be an amazing and enjoyable homecoming date.